Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Shame. Deception. Abuse. No family is perfect, but when you’re dealing with dark and harrowing secrets of close and distant relatives, the truth either comes out and ruins people’s lives or it continues to fester in a poisoned family tree. Maybe it was your great uncle who was a known pedophile. Close younger relatives have been put […] More
Your boyfriend just broke up with you. You’re attending your father’s funeral. You can’t take the loneliness and despair so you weep in bed at night. People cry for myriad reasons — from stress, pleasure, anger, sadness and suffering, to physical pain. Sometimes it’s good to let the water works flow freely because when you hold […] More
Sure, there are the Donald Trumps, Hitlers, and Sadam Husseins of the world — and yeah, their bad and abhorrent nature stands out like a sore thumb — but what about the wretched people of the world whose bad nature is a bit harder to spot? What are the signs that someone is an inherently bad person? […] More
Having a penis in your mouth or sticking a penis in someone else’s mouth, when done properly, can be one of the most sexually satisfying feelings ever. For those of us who love to give a good d*ck sucking, the power and confidence that it instills in our sexual self-esteem is unlike any feeling in the […] More
Friendship is one of the most magical parts of being a sentient human being. Unlike family, you can choose your friends. They might enjoy the same hobbies as you, they always have your back, and you just generally like hanging out and being around them. #BFFLZZZZ But what happens when your supposed “best friend” has […] More
To be a redneck in America is to find honor and glory in your ability to drink an infinite amount of Bud Light while hunting, mowing your lawn, fixing one of your five trucks, chilling on your porch, playing chicken sh*t bingo, and making squirrel stew. And while some of those sound like unbelievable tropes […] More
There are some words that can slice you in half in an instant. They’ll stick with you for the rest of your life and as much as you try to forget, to bury that one measly sentence deep inside, it will always be there to haunt you. “”I want to love someone like you love […] More
How many friends do you have? Can you count them on one hand or do you have them in the hundreds? If you’re down in the dumps and need a shoulder to cry on, is your buddy on the way over with a bottle of rosé and sound advice, or are they out grinding their […] More
The word “creeper” always seems to have a strong connotation with men, doesn’t it? And sure, while that slimy dude staring you down from across the club while biting his lip and grabbing his junk is definitely a bonafide creep — it doesn’t strictly pertain to one gender. Ladies — when you’re feeling horny and need […] More
Ah, college. A place to put on your thinking cap, flap your education wings, and let all of your ignorance float away into a sea of broken dreams and sh*tty reality TV. You’d think that all students partaking in a higher education would have to meet a certain caliber of book AND street smarts, but […] More
When you’re single and feeling frisky, you have some different options in how you can alleviate the horniness. You can 1) get on Tinder and let it slowly suck your soul away as you swipe and swipe and swipe while trying to find someone DTF who’s not crazy. You can 2) hit the town, club, […] More
There’s nothing quite like cuddling up to your significant other on a cold night, your head resting perfectly in their chest nook while staring up at them like you’ve just found out you won free Chipotle for the rest of your life. Love is grand, y’all. And there are some little things that make a […] More
