Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
Having great friends is f*cking awesome. They drink rosé with you, they make you laugh, and they offer a shoulder to lean on when you’re feeling blue. You would do anything to help them, and vice versa. I mean, who else is going to jump out of bed in the middle of the night when you […] More
When you’re young, you think that all adults are there to help and nurture and teach you. But as you get older, you realize that adults can be very, very wrong — even your teachers. That teacher from 3rd grade, who you thought was just doing their job, who stood in the bathroom and watched you […] More
Being a teen is awkward and funny and wonderful and embarrassing and oh my god I’m so glad I’m not 16 anymore. The acne, the longing at crushes from afar, the jilted chip on your shoulder because EVERYONE is obviously against you, and apathy like no one’s business. Teens can be some emo folk, but […] More
Not only do airlines suck all of the money from your wallet, delay and cancel flights like they’re going out of style, and lose all of your luggage — they can physically harm you, too. That was the case for 69 year old, David Dao, who was forcibly dragged from his seat on an overbooked […] More
Companies are known to make horrifying and cringeworthy public blunders, both in advertising, social media, and beyond. And it’s no surprise that the people of the world won’t ever let them live that sh*t down. Sup Pepsi? How’s it going? While it probably won’t hurt them too much financially in the long run, sometimes their […] More
Jacking off, getting off, flicking the bean, having sex with your one true love — no matter the name of the game; masturbation is the best thing ever. There’s a reason we evolved so that our hands reach perfectly down to our nether regions. Getting yourself off is one of life’s truest and simplest pleasures. Having a […] More
Whether you’re hog tying your boyfriend up in rope and sticking an apple in his mouth like the fat horny f*ck that he is, or dabbling in a bit of cyborg role play — getting kinky makes for one hot and steamy sexscapade! Some like to keep it a little bit more vanilla when bumping uglies, […] More
Oh, youths. Bless their ignorant, horny, and hilarious hearts. Sure, the abounding incompetence of America’s adolescent and pubescent children is only a reflection of our crumbling and archaic sexual education programs, but f*ck if their ignorance isn’t the funniest thing ever. Bless the child who asked if two infertile people can make a baby because […] More
If only real life were like the movies — we would always have free unlimited downtown parking right outside our apartments, our hair and makeup would be on a Beyoncé caliber at all times, sex with someone would always culminate in multiple orgasms and never-ending love, and we could fit literal hours worth of events and work into […] More
Porn tropes, while cheesy and fake AF, still play with our horny ideals of fantasy and desire. Like, maybe you’ve always had a thing for teacher, and you dream about the day where she scolds you for not doing the homework. The punishment? A good old fashion spanking (while she’s wearing nothing but a tight white button […] More
Job interviews are tough — no matter the position, the salary, or benefits, they always seems to ask the same sort of menial questions and have the same overarching concerns. “What would you say your biggest weakness is?” “Where do you see yourself in five years?” “Why the f*ck do you want to work at this […] More
Blowing your nose and all the snot coming out, having a joke land in front of a big group of people, cooking a meal from a recipe and having it turn out exactly as it should — F*CK TO THE YES. Sure, these are simple pleasures in life, but GOT DANG if they don’t feel utterly […] More
