Teyana Taylor. Musician, model, actress, dancer, a physical 12/10 queen, and the proud new recipient of Moon Person For Best Abs at the 2018 VMAs. Or she would be, if that was a real category. Because look at these abs: ?LOOK?AT?THEM? Ok, you can’t see them here, so I’ll draw your attention to another one […] More
Just five weeks after the Internet was graced with pictures of Rihanna arguing with her billionaire boyfriend while smoking a blunt, a video of the superstar ducking the customary bridal bouquet toss at her friend’s wedding joined a growing body of research solidifying Rihanna’s place as the Big Dick Energy (is that still relevant?) Queen […] More
One of 2018’s most anticipated horror flicks is The Nun, the latest trailer for which is so freaking scary, YouTube was forced to take it down. Set to premiere next month, the fifth installment of The Conjuring series (the first four being The Conjuring, two creepy Annabelle doll movies, and The Nurse) will, like its predecessors, features many a jump scare. […] More
If you’ve ever found yourself on a plane, you’ve undoubtedly experienced the typical hassles that accompany traveling. You arrive to the airport, endure an invasive pat-down by government employees, wait around for hours, buy $5 bars of Snickers, etc. etc. And that’s all before you actually get on the plane! Once you’re on, an entire new […] More
We’re only a couple of weeks into August, but that doesn’t mean it’s all been smooth sailing. As a matter of fact, it’s been quite the opposite for several people. The following fifteen at the very least. 15. This mom who got $350 worth of toys ordered to her Amazon Prime account by her utterly […] More
6-year-old Caitlin is a precocious child, a word which here means “ultimate scammer.” Caitlin’s mother recently let her order a Barbie on Amazon for her birthday. Mom then allowed Caitlin to go back on Amazon to check when the package would be delivered, unaware of the financial implications of this seemingly innocent request. The next […] More
Real life isn’t fair. It makes no sense. It has no neat, comfortable story arc. It’s not like books, or movies, or TV shows, where the girl ends up with the transparently wrong guy and the two go off to live happily ever after despite their blatant incompatibility. In real life, kidnapping, rape, and hiding […] More
One Massachusetts teenager has fallen in love with a zombie doll. So much so, that she is ready to marry it. According to Metro UK, 19-year-old Felicity Kadlec has been in an intimate relationship with the zombie doll for the last three years, after having received it as a gift when she was 13 years […] More
Lefties have it rough. Our entire lives we are punished in small ways the right-handed majority of the world has no reason to ever contemplate; right-handed scissors. Right-handed desks. Right-handed kitchen appliances. Perpetual pen and ink smears and stains. It was even worse back in the day. According to TIME, in the Middle Ages, “the left-hander […] More
The Sunday Saddies. We all get ’em. Those pangs of dread and depression that slowly sneak up on you nearly every Sunday without fail — a combination of lack of productivity, the knowledge you have a full five days of work before the weekend, and pure, unadulterated existential malaise — can only be combatted with […] More
MotoGP racing has always been known for forcing riders to scrape their knees along hot tracks at 75 mph, but Japanese racer Tetsuta Nagashima has a new trick up his sleeve. The Moto2 competitor was racing in the Red Bull Ring during Austria’s Motorcycle Grand Prix on Friday when his bike slid out from under […] More
The Unicode Consortium, the organization in charge of selecting which emoji make it to your phone, unveiled its candidates for 2019 on Thursday—and the list is extensive and diverse. The 2019 additions offer a more diverse group of emoji including an ear with a hearing aid, a service dog (!), orangutan, mechanical limbs, wheelchair variations, and a Hindu temple. The […] More
