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  • 21 People Who Oughta Be Banned From Airplanes Forever And Ever

    If you’ve ever found yourself on a plane, you’ve undoubtedly experienced the typical hassles that accompany traveling. You arrive to the airport, endure an invasive pat-down by government employees, wait around for hours, buy $5 bars of Snickers, etc. etc. And that’s all before you actually get on the plane! Once you’re on, an entire new […] More

  • 15 People Who Already Took A Giant L In August

    We’re only a couple of weeks into August, but that doesn’t mean it’s all been smooth sailing. As a matter of fact, it’s been quite the opposite for several people. The following fifteen at the very least. 15. This mom who got $350 worth of toys ordered to her Amazon Prime account by her utterly […] More

  • This 6-Year-Old Ordered $350 Worth Of Toys On Her Mom’s Amazon Account And People Are Howling At Her Unapologetic Grin

    6-year-old Caitlin is a precocious child, a word which here means “ultimate scammer.” Caitlin’s mother recently let her order a Barbie on Amazon for her birthday. Mom then allowed Caitlin to go back on Amazon to check when the package would be delivered, unaware of the financial implications of this seemingly innocent request. The next […] More

  • 10 Fictional Male Characters Who Had No Right Getting The Girl

    Real life isn’t fair. It makes no sense. It has no neat, comfortable story arc. It’s not like books, or movies, or TV shows, where the girl ends up with the transparently wrong guy and the two go off to live happily ever after despite their blatant incompatibility. In real life, kidnapping, rape, and hiding […] More

  • Teenager Sick Of Modern Dating Is Planning To Marry A Zombie Doll

    One Massachusetts teenager has fallen in love with a zombie doll. So much so, that she is ready to marry it. According to Metro UK, 19-year-old Felicity Kadlec has been in an intimate relationship with the zombie doll for the last three years, after having received it as a gift when she was 13 years […] More

  • Happy International Left-Hander’s Day! Here’s How To Get An Oreo Box Made Specially For Lefties:

    Lefties have it rough. Our entire lives we are punished in small ways the right-handed majority of the world has no reason to ever contemplate; right-handed scissors. Right-handed desks. Right-handed kitchen appliances. Perpetual pen and ink smears and stains. It was even worse back in the day. According to TIME, in the Middle Ages, “the left-hander […] More

  • 25 Hysterical Vintage Vines Guaranteed To Chase Away Your Sunday Saddies

    The Sunday Saddies. We all get ’em. Those pangs of dread and depression that slowly sneak up on you nearly every Sunday without fail — a combination of lack of productivity, the knowledge you have a full five days of work before the weekend, and pure, unadulterated existential malaise — can only be combatted with […] More

  • Watch This Motorcycle Racer Transform Into A Surfer During A Crash

    MotoGP racing has always been known for forcing riders to scrape their knees along hot tracks at 75 mph, but Japanese racer Tetsuta Nagashima has a new trick up his sleeve. The Moto2 competitor was racing in the Red Bull Ring during Austria’s Motorcycle Grand Prix on Friday when his bike slid out from under […] More

  • The 2019 Emoji Will Be Wildly Diverse And Inclusive

    The Unicode Consortium, the organization in charge of selecting which emoji make it to your phone, unveiled its candidates for 2019 on Thursday—and the list is extensive and diverse. The 2019 additions offer a more diverse group of emoji including an ear with a hearing aid, a service dog (!), orangutan, mechanical limbs, wheelchair variations, and a Hindu temple. The […] More

  • Kanye Explains His Support Of Trump But Can’t Answer For President’s Policies

    For the most part, Kanye West has kept silent since his 2016 breakdown and hospital stay. OK, maybe not on Twitter and that one time he called slavery “a choice,” but West doesn’t do many interviews. The idea of West sitting down for three entire segments of Jimmy Kimmel Live—an interview the artist requested—makes it feel as though Yeezy has something significant to […] More

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