Look, Twitter is fine, but we all know that for the truly bizarre internet jokes, Tumblr is really the only place to be. But have you ever actually been on Tumblr? That sh*t’s confusing! And all the funny stuff is so hard to actually find! We agree – and that’s why we gathered the best […] More
Almost as long as there have really been internet memes, there have been golden screencaps from Tumblr. I don’t mean literally the color gold, just that they’re so good they make you want to kiss your fingers like an Italian chef or do a jig like an excited 5-year-old. Tumblr is a huge site, and it’s […] More
Perspective is a tricky thing – sometimes you just don’t have it because, well, why would you? I mean, I don’t know how big a camel is off the top of my head. But then again, I don’t ride that many camels. If I was a prolific camel-rider, I’m sure I’d have a better sense […] More
I have never worked retail, and I thank my lucky stars every day. The sh*t those poor people put up with…it’s actually pretty astonishing. I always try and be as pleasant as possible in my retail interactions, but I’ve been to enough stores in my life to occasionally catch a glimpse of those insane customers […] More
When Brooklyn Nine-Nine got canceled earlier this year, it was pretty much the worst 48 hours of my life. There are so few shows on TV that are both actually good and also don’t require a hundred year investment in order to understand the very basics of what’s going on (I’m looking at you, West […] More
Everybody has their own personal oddities that they keep secret. You know, that one time you bit your toenails and decided it was totally satisfying? Or how you always poop with your shirt off? Or how sometimes your nipples itch, and you pinch them to make the feeling go away? Or whatever, maybe not those […] More
Did you ever realize something, out of nowhere, that just sort of cracked you over the head with how obvious it was, and how stupid you had been for not understanding? I think we all have at least one of those moments in our lives – the giant “OH I GET IT” moments that leave […] More
There’s a reason people do drugs – they overwhelm your brain with chemical pleasure. But here’s the thing: there are a dozen things you probably do every day that hit you with that dopamine rush. And for a moment or two, you feel on top of the world. I mean drugs still feel good, but […] More
There’s a fine line between being cute and flirty, and being an a**hole. Now to most people, that seems like a pretty easy line not to cross—but there are some dudes who just can’t seem to manage it. Being thirsty is not a good reason to be a d*ck, and it’s definitely not gonna help […] More
Your preteen years are an emotional time, and way back before Twitter and Facebook and Snapchat there weren’t quite so many ways to air all that emotion out. It was pretty much yelling at your parents, whispering to your friends late at night when they slept over, and listening to devastatingly sad popular music. Not […] More
It is not easy being a woman, especially a single woman trying to find a life partner. I suppose it could be said just that it’s not easy being single, but – for real – women definitely have the harder side of the bargain. Incels may want people’s pity, but come on guys, just shut […] More
Back when everything was less awful, the internet seemed a land of limitless potential – if we could connect people from around the globe, we could solve to world’s problems! There was optimism in the air, and way fewer dumpster fires than we’ve got burning now. And what did we do with that golden age […] More
