Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
When it comes to pleasing ourselves, girls know exactly what we like and how we like it. But, when we’re young, we can’t necessarily find the ways to order dildos, vibrators, or other sex toys that can stimulate our senses. So, we use whatever we can find, really. No shame here, ladies–you do you (literally). The […] More
Body image can be a very real and difficult struggle for anyone regardless of how we look. Hollywood and the fashion industry have long been called out for their promotion of unrealistic beauty standards, but in the age of social media, the pressure to be “perfect” can be overwhelming from all directions. Instagrammer Louise Aubery has […] More
Twitter user Kiley Tully (@KileyTully) shared a video sent to her by her parents on Sunday. More
I’m not a huge fan of the term “ghosting.” Probably because I’m a 37-year-old misanthrope who categorically hates anything people born after 1990 do or say. That being said, I do think this story that comes to us via anonymous confession to Elite Daily is worth dwelling on for a moment. Two years ago, I went to Miami for my birthday […] More
Life is pretty f*cking sh*tty. In fact, life sucks. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s all sunshine and rainbows because – it’s not. And, because of this well-known fact, alcohol was invented to sooth all of our depressed, poor, pathetic souls. Everyone has a drink of choice. Some like whiskey, some like vodka, some like […] More
This article contains explicit content. Porn and memes have been inextricably linked throughout the internet’s history: They’re both the kind of thing that’s freely shared by edgy teens to score points on semi-illicit message boards like 4chan‘s /b/. So, it makes sense that porn memes are a thing—they just don’t often make it out of meme teens’ darkened bedrooms because some […] More
Nobody likes being left out of conversations simply because they don’t follow Perez Hilton on Instagram. More
When it comes to buying makeup, all women know they want products that will last them throughout the day and night. What’s the point of buying a product you’re going to have to reapply and reuse every hour on the hour anyway? Makeup products that last longer not only saves us all some money but, […] More
You wouldn’t think that Instagram would be the best place to follow your favorite porn stars. The photo platform is notoriously prude when it comes to adult content, especially compared to Twitter, where pretty much anything goes. But Instagram allows porn stars to bring fans into their real lives. The photos adult performers posts there […] More
You wouldn’t think that Instagram would be the best place to follow your favorite porn stars. The photo platform is notoriously prude when it comes to adult content, especially compared to Twitter, where pretty much anything goes. But Instagram allows porn stars to bring fans into their real lives. The photos adult performers posts there […] More
Seriously, don’t do it. I mean, unless you’d like one of these things to happen to you. More
A recent AskReddit thread posted by u/Priamosish raised an interesting question — “Non-Americans of Reddit, which issues frequently brought up here by Americans can you absolutely not relate to?” The answers are…enlightening. Actually, if you are an American reading this, the answers are super depressing. Judging by these answers, the only thing that’s good about the […] More
