Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
Earlier this year, Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner all gave birth to daughters within just a few months of one another. Over the weekend, Kim shared the first-ever (objectively adorable) photograph of all three little girls together, which she captioned “the triplets.” It should by now come as no surprise that a […] More
The world is full of entitled people who think they deserve everything from free catering to weddings that cost their friends thousands of dollars, to free art made by their favorite artists. Everyone knows at least one of these scammers, as a friend or family member. People who make outrageous requests and then turn on […] More
A tweet, after all, is just a condensed movie that you read. 30. 29. 28. it’s midnight and i’m tired so i made this pic.twitter.com/Joh59j4qxk — lissy (@homeisarealsong) July 8, 2018 27. 26. 25. 24. 23. 22. 21. More
If you have a dog, you know that nothing is off-limits. Dogs find a way to get into everything we know and love in our homes. Sometimes, they pee on it. Sometimes, they poop on it. Other times, they straight up eat it. More
It’s hard enough surviving the 9 to 5 grind, five days a week. It’s especially difficult if your coworkers absolutely suck, like Kendra in accounting. (Ugh, she’s the worst.) Luckily for these employees, there’s at least one or two office clowns to keep things entertaining. Keep up the good work. 1. These Goofs Who Miniaturized […] More
Sometimes, the shadow is better than the actual thing that’s projecting it. When the angle of the sun, or the lighting’s just right, magic happens. That’s precisely what happened with these picture-perfect shadowy moments! 1. A Very Good Shadow Woofer Reddit 2. The Truck Is Saying ‘Hi’ Reddit 3. Sick With An Ice Pack On […] More
Most of us in our adult lives have at least one or two or three periods during which we are single. Like everything else in life, being on your own has its ups and its down. Sure, you crave human attention and affection, but you can also do whatever the hell you want! At all […] More
If you’ve ever been in a relationship, you’ve almost certainly been in a bed full of farts. It’s impossible to sleep together, night after night, and not let one slip. If you’ve somehow managed to keep your significant other from sniffing your butt bouquet, maybe see a doctor. You should be farting much, much more. […] More
A California man named Outhay has gifted us—via his 21-year-old son Dihnai—a completely new take on the moniker “zaddy.” When Dihnai noticed his father was streaming a Facebook Live broadcast to his buddies last Sunday, he decided to take a peek at what his pops was up to. After clicking on the stream, Dihnai realized […] More
It has been 17 years since two airplanes collided into the twin towers of the World Trade Center in New York City. These photographs—taken at ground zero and around the nation—are a powerful, heart-wrenching reminder of the day the entire world changed, forever. Warning: Some images may be disturbing. 31. A group of firefighters carry one […] More
It’s no secret that there are some really dumb people in this world. I mean, there has to be an explanation for Donald Trump becoming president, right? Regardless, dumb people are everywhere–especially online. More
Tesla shares plummeted 9% after Elon Musk, taking a short break from calling child-rescuing scuba divers pedophiles, smoked a blunt on Joe Rogan’s podcast Thursday night. The two-and-a-half hour episode saw the two men discussing everything from flame throwers to social media to AI, fancy watches, and multiple universes. pic.twitter.com/psGjQYx0KY — Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) September […] More
