Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
Although it’s a well-regarded fact that Twitter is 100 percent free—as the running meme joke goes—a much less ballyhooed fact is that is that Twitter is also 100 percent public. Some people opt to protect their accounts, but honestly, that’s pointless. You may as well just go on Facebook. Plus, with the convenience of screengrabs, nothing […] More
Comedian Dane Cook hasn’t been coy about his relationship with 19-year-old singer Kelsi Taylor. The 46-year-old has posted photos of the two on Instagram and left some overt comments on her photos. Cook once again took to Instagram for a Q&A on Monday, answering questions from fans about their relationship. The two have been together for more than a […] More
We’ve all got our favorite songs that we know by heart. Whether in the shower, in the car, or in front of a room full of people during karaoke, we shout out the words at the top of our lungs, because we’re workin’ it, baby. We’re living our best lives with those songs! So it […] More
A contestant on ABC gameshow $100,000 Pyramid made a catastrophic flub when he accidentally associated former President Barack Obama with deceased terrorist Osama bin Laden. For those unaware, $100,000 Pyramid is a word association game which features two contestants, each paired with a celebrity. Players are timed as they try to guess a series of […] More
More than 40 Netflix original movies have already been released in 2018, and even more are on the way. It’s a lot to take in, especially given Netflix’s larger quality control issues. The best new movies from Netflix in 2018 find the streaming service increasingly focusing on an international audience. Highlights from the year include a South Korean […] More
Kayne West sat down with Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night for an exceptionally candid, 21-minute-long interview in which ‘Ye made a puzzling case for his support of President Donald Trump that ultimately proved to be futile when pressed on actual issues. One of the funnier moments of the interview, however, came about when the late-night host grilled West […] More
On Thursday morning, Twitter user Jessi (@lovelyjessij) posed a bona fide pandora’s box of a question on her account. The self-proclaimed “feminist, dork, and lush” asked, “What’s the deep dark family secret that you learned as an adult?” Jessi led with her own family secret, which included a sociopath grandfather. She wasn’t the only one […] More
One of the least fun places in the world after approximately 30 minutes of maybe-a-little-fun is undoubtedly The Airport. After standing in line for 20 minutes to an hour, having your body extensively x-rayed and then patted down by an underpaid federal employee, there’s little to do beyond buying $5 bags of Sour Patch Kids […] More
Talk about ~poetic justice~ ! When web developer and digital artist Nick Hurley was verbally assaulted on the streets of Manchester, UK, last weekend, he reacted with speed and an entire tube of glitter. Hurley was on his way from picking up supplies for last weekend’s pride parade in Brighton when a homophobe screamed obscenities […] More
Do cheaters always get caught? No. But they usually do because they get sloppy. And in a world of smartphones, GPS tracking, and everybody having like 25 different social media accounts, the odds of being sloppy are higher than ever before. In this woeful tale, our protagonist was almost stupidly sloppy (sorry Jackie.) Jackie went on a […] More
Though some people like to get angry about the way many large stores (looking at you, Target) jump the gun on holidays several months in advance, every summer goth knows Halloween (and with it, colder weather) can’t come soon enough. Spooky stuff is the best stuff. Unless its dark under-eye circles. Enter: these utterly fabulous […] More
Between physical copies, digital downloads, and frequent airings on TV, it’s easy for fans to watch and rewatch the Harry Potter films. But soon, fans can finally go back to Hogwarts the way many of them first experienced it. Cinemark announced that it’s bringing all eight Harry Potter movies (plus Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them) to Cinemark XD theaters from […] More
