10 Things You Should Never, Ever Put Inside Your Vagina
Over the years, there have been numerous reports on new and interesting ways for women to pleasure themselves, clean themselves, and cure themselves and their lady parts. More
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Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
33-year-old Ja’Naea Modest was caught in the most awkward of situations when a local news station broadcast footage of her filling out a job application. That’s because the Champaign, Illinois, resident already has a job: she works for a nonprofit helping people with mental and physical disabilities, according to BuzzFeed News. Modest explained that though she […] More
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28 ‘Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Tweets’ Funnier And More Informative Than An Actual Ted Talk
Ok, no lie, Ted Talks are the best. But sometimes, listening to a 20-30 minute talk in order to feel less garbage about yourself is simply implausible. You just don’t have the time. So, in the interest of conserving your time, we’ve compiled a wide range of informative tweets that are essentially a Ted Talk, but in […] More
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Ruby Rose Is Your New Batwoman
Ruby Rose will bring Batwoman to life in the CW’s ever-expanding DC ComicsTV universe, Deadline.com reports. Batwoman, who also goes by the name Kate Kane, will show up in a crossover between Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, and Legends of Tomorrow, which all exist in a collective universe called the Arrowverse. (Black Lightning, another CW superhero show, exists outside of that TV universe.) But a standalone […] More
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Fly, Don’t Walk To Your Nearest Target To Snag A Talking ‘Harry Potter’ Sorting Hat Before They Sell Out
True Harry Potter devotees finally have a way of knowing which Hogwarts house they belong in without having to take a BuzzFeed quiz! Real-life sorting hats have hit the shelves of Target and they sing and dance before sorting the wearer into their designated Hogwarts house. At a $24.99 price point they didn’t even need to make them […] More
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Teen’s Maine Sea Goddess Pageant Crown Revoked Over Finsta Photos
The internet is coming to the defense of a teen who had to give up her Maine Sea Goddess pageant crown after organizers got wind of content on the 18-year-old’s Finstagram account. The teenager, Taylor Hamlin, held the Maine Lobster Festival crown for less than a day before organizers asked her to “immediately step down” because of […] More
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Nobody Will Ever Be Able To Top This Girl’s Graduation Photos Featuring A 13-Foot Alligator
21-year-old Makenzie Noland is not like other girls. This is evident by the Texas A&M student’s graduation photos, which feature a 13-foot, 8.5-inch, half-ton alligator named Big Tex. Noland made Big Tex’s acquaintance at a rescue center in Beaumont, TX she’d been interning at. She began training with the alligator at Gator Country on her […] More
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‘Traditional Marriage’ Group Calls For Britney Spears Boycott Over New LGBTQ Perfume
An anti-LGBTQ “traditional marriage” group has called for a Britney Spears boycott in response to her continued support of the LGBTQ community. On Friday, Spears announced a re-release of her classic 2005 perfume Fantasy as “Fantasy: Pride Edition.” The perfume is the same as the original but now comes in a rainbow-adorned box, with a portion […] More
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‘Movie Goofs’ Twitter Account Is Hilarious Whether You Get It Or Not
Depending on who you are, the person who pointed out the “plot hole” in Planet of the Apes in the tweet below either seems like a complete idiot or a comedic genius. (Or possibly you never saw the original 1968 Planet of the Apes movie, which is a damn shame). “It is never explained how or why the Statue of […] More
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Chrissy Teigen Asks Fans To Focus On Helping Locals After Live-Tweeting Indonesian Earthquake
Chrissy Teigen is hoping the media will stop focusing on her Twitter feed and start focusing on aid for Indonesia after she live-tweeted an earthquake on Sunday. The model (and iconic social media user) has been on the Indonesian island of Bali for a vacation with husband John Legend and their young children, so when an earthquake hit the area […] More
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All The Most Intimate Revelations From Beyoncé’s September Vogue Issue
Beyoncé landing the cover of Vogue‘s September issue, having almost complete control of every aspect of the shoot, and hiring the first black photographer in the magazine’s history was a really big deal. Perhaps an even bigger deal was the candid, intimate essay the superstar penned titled “Beyoncé in Her Own Words: Her Life, Her Body, […] More
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This Girl Nearly Died Because She Didn’t Wash Her Makeup Brushes
Katie Wright didn’t realize she was putting her life in danger when she popped what she mistakenly believed to be a pimple on her face. The 21-year-old Austin, TX resident went in on what she “thought was a giant under the skin pimple” next to her eyebrows, only to suffer immediate and excruciating pain. “It […] More
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