Awful Traits That Pretentious People Exhibit

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When someone dismisses top 40-type music as crap. Yeah it’s simpler than 20 minute prog epics or symphonies, but all music has its time and its place.

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Referring to your car as “The BMW” or “The Mercedes”

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Telling me about your poetry when I didn’t ask.

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Using “big words” when they could talk like a normal f*cking human being. Your use of the English language alienates virtually everyone speaking English as a second language and half of the rest of us. Get over yourself, you’re not impressing anyone.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.