in Tattoo 31 ‘Simpsons’ Tattoos Only Real Fans Will Truly Appreciate by Texts From Last Night August 29, 2018, 12:15 pm 20. “Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'” @thesimpsonstattoo 19. Mr. Sparkle @thesimpsonstattoo 18. “All this talk has made me hungry” @thesimpsonstattoo 17. “It's like I'm wearing nothing at all…nothing at all…nothing at all” @thesimpsonstattoo 16. “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others” @thesimpsonstattoo 15. “Pick me, Im an urban Lenny.” @thesimpsonstattoo 14. “In rod we trust” @thesimpsonstattoo 13. “mmrrrffrrnnnnaaahhh” @thesimpsonstattoo 12. “Help me Jebus!” @thesimpsonstattoo 11. @thesimpsonstattoo Written by Texts From Last Night Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.