in Tattoo 31 ‘Simpsons’ Tattoos Only Real Fans Will Truly Appreciate by Texts From Last Night August 29, 2018, 12:15 pm 10. “See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla's chest” @thesimpsonstattoo 9. “C'mon, help ol' Gil out here!” @thesimpsonstattoo 8. “They fight, they bite, they bite and fight and bite, fight fight fight, bite bite bite” @thesimpsonstattoo 7. “Now you don't get any candy!” @thesimpsonstattoo 6. “No bowl; stick, stick” @thesimpsonstattoo 5. “I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!” @thesimpsonstattoo 4. “Faithful Milhouse. You’ll spend the long, hot days by my side, won’t you?” @thesimpsonstattoo 3. “Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth” @thesimpsonstattoo 2. “One squirt and you're south of the border” @thesimpsonstattoo 1. “What's new Grimey?” @thesimpsonstattoo Written by Texts From Last Night Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.