People have never been smart. It’s a complete wonder how, when stacked up against tigers and bears and octopi, we’ve inexplicably made it to the top of the food chain. However, thanks to the Internet, we have constant reminders that our dominion over this planet is actually a complete fluke. But before you place your face into your palm, try to remember that you’ve probably done some stupid stuff yourself. Let he who has not gone to sip a straw without looking and totally miss throw the first stone.