These Clueless Adults Should Know These 25 Things By Now

17.

My girlfriend went 15,000 miles without getting an oil change. She thought you only bring it in when there is a problem.

18.

I haven’t truly parallel parked since the day I passed my driver’s test. I avoid it like the plague. I’ll even stop the car and make my friends Chinese fire drill so someone else can park it for me. I understand the mechanics of how to do it, but I’m blind in one eye and it affects my depth perception enough to make me uncomfortable doing it. By refusing to learn, I promise I’m just looking out for the well being of all of your vehicles.

19.

My current roommate has no idea how to shop for groceries/manage the food he has already bought. Now, we live about a 3 minute walk from a pretty large grocery store, so food shopping is by no means inconvenient. His food is constantly rotting in the fridge; when he orders out he leaves the leftovers in the fridge until they have to be thrown away; he currently has 3 half-eaten bags of chips (same brand/style). He probably ends up throwing away $100 worth of food every month.

20.

I learned “lefty loosy, righty tighty” from Barney’s father in How I Met Your Mother. This feels like something I should have been taught as a kid.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.