These Clueless Adults Should Know These 25 Things By Now

by Irvi Torremoro

21.

I had an ex-gf that still couldn’t figure out how to open/close blinds. She was 23.

22.

A friend of mine came to the deli where I worked and ordered a pound of peel-and-eat shrimp. He didn’t get the “peel” part and ate a whole pound of shrimp with the shells and legs on.

23.

My boyfriend cannot understand anything but the exact time in exact numbers. If you say “quarter after 4” he has no idea what you’re talking about.

24.

My sister (in her late 30’s) only recently discovered that the wand at the car wash sprays a lot harder if you pull the trigger.

25.

I’ve recently had to explain to someone in their twenties what STD’s are. This person had no idea.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.