10. This person, who somehow managed to go their entire life eating hardboiled eggs wrong:
9. These folks:
8. Christian:
7. The woman who tried to reschedule the sun:
6. This person, who surely belongs in prison:
5. This Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? contestant, who had to ask the audience:
4. This concerned parent:
3. This person, who doesn't understand how phone numbers work:
2. This exile:
1. This very, very confused “vegan”:
