21 People So Clueless, It’s A Legit Miracle They’ve Made It This Far

10. This person, who somehow managed to go their entire life eating hardboiled eggs wrong:

9. These folks:

8. Christian:

7. The woman who tried to reschedule the sun:

6. This person, who surely belongs in prison:

5. This Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? contestant, who had to ask the audience:

4. This concerned parent:

3. This person, who doesn’t understand how phone numbers work:

2. This exile:

1. This very, very confused “vegan”:

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