Contemplating These 27 Questions Will Make Your Brain Explode

There’s nothing quite like a raunchy, ridiculous, and eye-opening game of “Would You Rather” to make you question your entire human existence in the universe. Would I rather have nipples the size of d*cks or a d*ck the size of nipples?! I DON’T KNOW, INTERNET — you’re making me feel weird! (But like, definitely nipples the size of d*cks, duh)

It’s hard to say when and where the game exactly originated, but I’m guessing that people have been posing existential questions for hundreds and hundreds of years. 1890: “Would you rather give everyone you know a deadly case of Tuberculosis and not die yourself, or have one year to live but all of your friends would live happily and heathy until 100.” Ruthless 19th century mofos!

“Would You Rather” is savage AF, y’all. It challenges your inner humanity and makes every single person who plays it look like the scum of society. It’s not like I WANT to choose if I’d rather f*ck my dad or my brother! The game made me! So, if you’re ever bored and want a sure-fire way to cringe for hours on end — this is definitely the game for you.

Can you get through all 27 questions without wincing? I dare you.






Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.