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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

1.

My 3-year-old called her eyebrows "eye mustaches."

I was going to correct her, but instead I upgraded my vocabulary.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2016

2017 will henceforth be known as the Year of the Browstache.

2.

boobees

3-year-old: *frantically pounds on the bathroom door while I'm in there*

Me: What?!

3: Do bees have hearts?

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2016

And is there a heart under those (Boo)Bees? #dadjoke

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.