My 3-year-old called her eyebrows "eye mustaches."
I was going to correct her, but instead I upgraded my vocabulary.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2016
2017 will henceforth be known as the Year of the Browstache.
3-year-old: *frantically pounds on the bathroom door while I'm in there*
3: Do bees have hearts?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2016
And is there a heart under those (Boo)Bees? #dadjoke