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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

by Alex Cogen November 28, 2016, 8:01 pm

18.

“Give it here, Malfoy!” “You better catch this baby, or I'll knock you off your broom.”

19.

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I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now.

— The Dad (@thedad) December 29, 2015

“Please, I'll let you be my friend on Facebook.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.