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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

26.

I am the largest human in my bed and I have the least amount of room. #dadproblems

— John (@jptormey) May 5, 2016

“We sleep ass-to-ass. You know that.”

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I won't be forgetting Levi again tomorrow. #school #student #dadfail #baddad

A post shared by Garland Davis (@garlanddavis) on Aug 20, 2014 at 8:10pm PDT

“I won’t forget you baby. Even though I could, I won’t forget you baby.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.