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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

by Alex Cogen November 28, 2016, 8:01 pm

3.

3-year-old: *hands me a flower*

Me: Aw, thanks.

3: Just hold it for me. It's for Mom.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 15, 2016

One parent to rule them all.

4.

It is 1,000 years in the future.

Archaeologists dig up my minivan.

All the metal has rusted away.

There are still Cheerios on the floor.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 14, 2016

“Slipping through my fingers all the time” – ABBA singing about Cheerios

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.