5.
My wife’s plans for the future:
1) 401(k)
2) college funds for the kids
3) savings for a rainy day
My plans:
1) Buy a teacup pig.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2016
#priorities #dadgoals
6.
My 5-year-old poured chocolate milk in her cereal.
I was going to yell at her, but I was too busy having my life changed forever.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2016
The next Doogie Howser is among us.