7.
https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/730374124812566531
LOL YOU CAN'T HIDE CANDY FROM US! Them… I meant them.
8.
https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/730056095205568512
If you were the “World's Best Dad” you'd let me eat candy for breakfast. You ain't all that padre.