11.
Me: You're standing on thin ice.
3-year-old: I'm standing on the floor.
Me: It's an expression.
3: It's carpet.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2016
3-year-old perfecting the art of mass-sass.
12.
Random lady in the grocery store: I only eat foods that are gluten-free, GMO-free, and chemical-free.
5-year-old: I only eat pizza.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 3, 2016
In pizza we trust.