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Dads Are Ridiculous And These 29 Tweets Prove It

14.

5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped

5: How?

Me:

5:

Me: I read her the instructions

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2015

And that, kids, is how babies are made.

15.

Me: Let's eat chicken nuggets.

[one kid cries]

Me: How about pizza?

[other kid cries]

Me: Spaghetti?

[both kids cry]

We have a winner.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2016

When in doubt go for pasDUH. #dadjokes

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.