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These 19 Texts Prove Tinder Is Where Bad Pickup Lines Go To Die

7. Farmers Only.

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8. I’ll give that bitch options. Bitches love options.

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9. Read: he’ll blow his load prematurely. 

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.