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These 19 Texts Prove Tinder Is Where Bad Pickup Lines Go To Die

16. The world’s worst microbiologist

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17. They’re actually kinda… perfect for each other?

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18. When you may as well have opened with “I want to swim in a pool of my own tears”.

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19. Note the time stamp. 

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.