6. JaySavvy got a birthday present him and his girlfriend will never ever forget.
On my 14th Birthday I’d had a girlfriend for close to 4 months. We were as serious as kids our age could be.
So I’m opening presents in front of the few friends I had over and I come to a medium sized box. I shake it. Cant figure it out. So I tear it open. . .
. . . And find an economy box of condoms. Everyone there, dad, sisters, girlfriend, friends, friends parents. . . Everyone was speechless.
My mom casually says: “I’m not ready to be a grandma. Happy birthday, son.”
7. It’s pretty obvious to know which of these two children is k-laz’s favorite.
Child 1 – He had stashed his used condoms in a McDonald’s cup in his closet, still filled with coke. I found out by removing the lid to dump it out.
Child 2 – She asked permission.
8. MrNicestGuy1’s parents are as European as they come.
Not a parent, but I will tell you guys my story for when my parents found out I was no longer a Virgin.
(backstory) So as an 18 year old guy I had a girlfriend I met in high school. And we were together for quite some time.
As i am European I don’t have to deal with overly religious parents. So I got that going for me. My parents are quite laidback and we speak freely to each other. eg. If I said that I think a guy is a piece of shit motherfucker I can say that without my parents having to say I shouldn’t cuss.
Back on topic. In Denmark it is quite normal for teen couples to sleep over at your gf/bf’s house. So I did that with my then GF a lot. We slept at each others places maybe 3-5 days a week.
But one episode stands out, as to when my parents found out is this: I had my girlfriend over and we were going to my bedroom in the basement. (Parents just above mine) and I had a squeaky bed. So the next morning at breakfast my dad just blurted out: Damn son we gotta tighten your bedpost. Embarrassing…. but funny in retrospect.
9. Youonlythrowawayonce should change his name to “youonlythrowawayyourvirginityonce.”
Her mom came home early one day. We didn’t have the door locked and she saw me bare assed on top of her daughter.
She screamed at us both and demanded that I get out of their house.
We never really recovered from that incident and eventually broke up on good terms.
10. emilyteebo’s mom got two surprises in just one day.
My mother found out I wasn’t a virgin anymore when she found the strap-on that I had accidentally left in the bathroom… -.-
Background: I’m a girl who is dating a girl!
