11. gemiddie’s son would make for the funniest sex ed teacher.
Went camping for the weekend, leaving my son (17 at the time) at home alone.
When we returned, he waited until his mom was inside the house and said, “Dad. I had sex this weekend.”
I took a deep breath and asked, “Did you use protection?” He answered yes, and we talked a bit about the circumstances. After all was talked about, he asked, “Dad. One more question. Will it last longer?”…..I tried to not laugh…..
12. thatguyfromnewyork’s mom probably thinks Jesus Christ would be a homie about the situation.
I was having sex with my girlfriend when I was 16 in my bedroom, because we had a half day from school and I didn’t think my mom was gonna be home.
We lived in a tiny apartment, the walls were paper thin, and my room was right by the apartment door. Sure enough, my mom decided to do something she never does and came home for lunch, and heard us going at it (I was facing the window in missionary, my girlfriend was facing the doorway).
She walked in, did the whole “ahem” thing, and we both just stopped dead in our rhythm. I craned my neck around and saw my mom shaking her head and snickering.
She let us get dressed, and then we went out into the living room and sat down on the couch to talk. She said she had figured we were having sex before this whole thing happened, but wasn’t positive until she walked in on us. She said she didn’t care as long as we were careful and used protection.
The reason this was so shocking was that my mom was from Ireland and was a pretty strict Roman Catholic. The fact that she was perfectly okay with it was completely unexpected. I don’t think it could have gone any better.
13. Deroule should have soundproofed his bedroom or play video games elsewhere.
Not a parent, but my mum found out cause I was bragging about it to my mates whilst playing the Xbox 360 back in high school.
My room was right next to the kitchen (just where she was at the time) and she overheard.
Next day she bought me a pack of condoms as her way of letting me know she knew.
14. TheHorsesWhisper is totally a bro when it comes to parenting.
My son nailed the hottest chick in his class, I got him a steak dinner and a trip to the amusement park.
15. Penguin90125 gives you not one, but three embarrassing stories. The last one is just too extreme.
My dad found out when he used my truck to go fishing and found condom wrappers on the seat.
My mom found out when she walked in on it because she doesn’t know how to knock and goes straight to popping the door lock with a pin if it doesn’t open.
My nephew was caught when I got my spare truck back from him and he left a condom wrapper in the back seat. So I had to burn the entire vehicle.
