16. Fast_Sparty’s dad will make you cry like how onions make you cry, except worse.
Child not parent side of the story here, but still a fun one that I get a kick out of telling. Had my first “serious” girlfriend at 15. We would go to the backroom of the house to study.
In reality we’d screw each others brains out, and then I’d spend 15 minutes doing her homework for her. (Hey, she made honor roll that semester!)
Anyway, it’s about dinner time and we head out to the kitchen to discuss ordering a pizza with my parents. My dad is discussing toppings and mentions onions. Girlfriend says, “Eww. I don’t like onions. They give you bad breath.”
My father, not missing a beat, says, “Well that doesn’t bother me, but then I’m not the one screwing around in the back room.” I started laughing but I thought the girlfriend was going to die of embarrassment.
17. Mockedidol’s dad will make you laugh, but probably ruin Kosher hotdogs for you.
I was around 17 and had a girl over for the weekend. My father was really cool about us and having the opposite sex over so when he saw us exiting my bedroom my father while standing in the kitchen asked us if we were hungry…
we both agreed that we were and he offered to make some kosher hot dogs. She said something along the lines of “Oh, I have never had kosher before.”
In which his response was ruffling my hair and saying “Oh yes you have.” Many cringes were had.
Embarrassing? Awkward? Wait until you see more stories of parents walking in on their children and discovering their kids doing things that they probably shouldn’t be doing.
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