27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To

Being a freshman is the worst — everyone hates you for no reason, you can’t hold your alcohol, you have no idea where you’re going on campus, and you’re annoyingly eager to please. Just, like, go away.

As a freshman, you’re probably going to get yourself into some pretty stupid sh*t. You get too drunk at a party, you f*ck that gross dude at the frat, and you definitely don’t know how to play it cool. It’s also really, really, really easy to take advantage of first year college kids. So freshman, WATCH OUT. Just make sure you smell that “weed” before buying it, or else might be stuck with some really expensive oregano.

While there are a lot of things about being a freshman that monumentally suck — dorms, orientation, RAs, your roommate f*cking that dude in the bed right next to you — you’re still at college, away from your parents, learning about cool sh*t, and perfecting the art of beer bongs.

These 27 freshmen really need to learn how to college better:


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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.