12.
This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ
— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018
11.
My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore
— Tori Anderson (@toriavaa) May 19, 2018
10.
this morning at 7eleven i saw a woman slip a donut onto her own finger and mutter “look who’s married now, mom”
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 31, 2018
9.
It’s my one year anniversary of having a skincare routine pls clap
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) June 3, 2018
8.
Facebook asked me if I'd like to tag a photo of myself as my mom and I was like, sure, why not, let's just get this over with.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) June 6, 2018
