Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
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https://twitter.com/emmachamberlain/status/1054448352702619654
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more than one stove is a steve
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 24, 2018
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of mice and men be like
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👢👢 👢👢— paige (@turnthepge) October 21, 2018
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If men are so tough then why do they die
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 21, 2018
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Between my nighttime regimen and my morning routine, I'd say applying skincare products is about 18-19 hours of my day.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) October 24, 2018
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I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”
Service: unmatched
— Mi (@remigiomia) October 23, 2018
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I made a meme about punctuation pic.twitter.com/2Dy2qGR3D2
— Clare Costello (@cemcostello) October 24, 2018
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people say writing is rewriting but i beg to differ and say that writing is, in fact, mostly crying
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) October 25, 2018
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Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 22, 2018
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If an item is marked spicy on a menu, then you order it & it's completely bland, that's flavor gaslighting. Colonialism circulated spices, they better use 'em.
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) October 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/sophsa/status/1055190375856521216
