10.
https://twitter.com/maisondecris/status/1055539816513855488
9.
I'm sure the Monster Mash was great but Mary Shelley losing her virginity on her mother's grave is the ultimate graveyard smash
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 23, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/reginvgeorge/status/1055148634289909765
7.
well his name isn't Cookathome Malone https://t.co/XdFw1Id7Wr
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) October 25, 2018
6.
My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today pic.twitter.com/BCRE1dz68f
— Syd (@Sydney_allenn) October 23, 2018
5.
Just found out there's a bug called the tarantula hawk wasp and I'm like holy shit maybe just pick one terrifying predator to name it after.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 20, 2015
4.
I'm glad my boss can finally laugh at herself. Its been kinda uncomfortable for the rest of us, who have been laughing at her the whole time
— Miss_Ang 🌟💫💥 (@angeliav68) March 13, 2015
3.
Just saw the hardest dude tap a cherry chapstick to his upper lip 500 times as he walked past
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) March 16, 2015
2.
https://twitter.com/calledcolette/status/578641827739357184
1.
Ordered an "I'd Rather Be DRIVING" license plate frame for those times I'm feeling passive-aggressive about traffic.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) March 17, 2015
