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Male strangers @‘ing your tweets pic.twitter.com/muswODHRc4
— all the time mais (@maisondecris) October 25, 2018
9.
I'm sure the Monster Mash was great but Mary Shelley losing her virginity on her mother's grave is the ultimate graveyard smash
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 23, 2018
8.
told my dad to get me a small & if they were out to get the next size up…….apparently all they had was a 3X and somewhere in my dads mind he thought this was ok….I should call the police…. pic.twitter.com/vfmWMTtKEb
— a snob, I mean princess🏳️🌈✨ (@reginvgeorge) October 24, 2018
7.
well his name isn't Cookathome Malone https://t.co/XdFw1Id7Wr
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) October 25, 2018
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My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today pic.twitter.com/BCRE1dz68f
— Syd (@Sydney_allenn) October 23, 2018
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Just found out there's a bug called the tarantula hawk wasp and I'm like holy shit maybe just pick one terrifying predator to name it after.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 20, 2015
4.
I'm glad my boss can finally laugh at herself. Its been kinda uncomfortable for the rest of us, who have been laughing at her the whole time
— Miss_Ang 🌟💫💥 (@angeliav68) March 13, 2015
3.
Just saw the hardest dude tap a cherry chapstick to his upper lip 500 times as he walked past
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) March 16, 2015
2.
Reach for your computer charger.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the pita chips you dropped last night & hair ties you thought you lost.— Colette McIntyre (@calledcolette) March 19, 2015
1.
Ordered an "I'd Rather Be DRIVING" license plate frame for those times I'm feeling passive-aggressive about traffic.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) March 17, 2015