11.
Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag?????
Also men: can I put this in your bag— day (@DaynaHorton) August 4, 2018
12.
The continued existence of straight women in 2018 should utterly disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.
— Abby Spice (@clapifyoulikeme) January 10, 2018
13.
Girls go back to the guy that fucked them over 1000 times but won't go back to the lady that fucked their nails up once. ??
— Jonathan chavez (@paqjonathan) October 10, 2018
14.
I invented a drink called the Grown Ass Woman:
3 fingers o'whiskey
2 ice cubes
1/2 pajammy jams (tops or bottoms)
1 night of canceled plans— Danielle Henderson (@knottyyarn) July 13, 2015
15.
once i hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back. i don’t care that he apologized. i did this for you
— rax “goy day” king (@RaxKingIsDead) October 7, 2018
16.
why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school
— M4Y4 (@bonjourchicken) December 4, 2018
17.
me: h-
girls who thrift: pic.twitter.com/VBhBs1pvI1— dyke queen (@gossipgriII) October 25, 2018
18.
every time I wear a tube top out there’s like a 49% chance I accidentally flash someone but sometimes that’s the price u gotta pay to look good am I right ladies
— ellie (@holy_schnitt) October 28, 2018
19.
I use “bitch” so much as a term of endearment that I forget ppl actually get offended by it
— Kim (@kimmngu) October 9, 2018
20.
Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall
— katie, but seasonal (@katefeetie) October 15, 2018
