21.
thinking about dying my hair platinum blonde which means it’s time to see my therapist
— popular slut (@kindslut) October 5, 2018
22.
The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you’re sick when you’re not wearing makeup is a circle.
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 20, 2014
23.
I always feel like I’m forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
24.
a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like “ak-47” and he would respond w “fuck ??? ur so hot ?”
— lil waste of space (@pupperonis) October 5, 2018
25.
20 Things That Women Should Stop Wearing After The Age of 30
1-20: The weight of other people’s expectations & judgments
— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 3, 2015
26.
The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don’t matter, as long as you’re a man.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 27, 2015
27.
sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship
— cricket? (@cricketcg) September 23, 2018
28.
applying lip balm while you know someone’s watching you is a power move
— ♡ (@m6macita) October 10, 2018
29.
Popular misconception: women brag about designer clothing. Most women I know whisper “This was $7 at TJ Maxx” or “I grabbed the wrong bag at LAX and two hitmen are chasing me, but look, free romper.”
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 17, 2018
30.
Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”
Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) September 1, 2018
31.
when it’s been 20 years and you’re still fed up of listening to men pic.twitter.com/TUCV9mFMCp
— ? (@karenmoodys) July 11, 2015