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23 Of The Funniest Tweets Or Your Money Back, Guaranteed

I don’t like to throw around terms like “hilarious” or “funniest” all willy nilly. I stand by my selections like a mother stands by her very large son and refuse to hear of them slandered or put down in any way. If you don’t find yourself chuckling, chortling, or cackling at any one of these tweets, then brother, I’m not sure I can help you.

1. This description of every single happy hour with friends.

2. This realization that next year is going to be crazier.

3. This declaration that Scooby was really woke.

4. This “no duh” shade.

5. This flashback to after-school cartoons.

6. This warning to Michael Meyers.

7. This all-too real hardship.

8. This propaganda.

9. This merciless grandma.

10. This alcohol breakdown.

11. This apt observation.

12. This civic duty.

13. This exhaustion.

14. More exhaustion.

15. Exhaustion (Part III).

16. This uncanny look-alike.

17. This scientific marvel.

18. This summary of Kris “No Time Off” Jenner.

19. This iconic breakfast memory.

20. This true statement.

21. This shutdown of a “deep” thought.

22. This tea.

23. This biblical tea.

h/t: Buzzfeed