You know what I hear when dudes complain about the things girls do on a daily basis? I listen intently and try to change myself in order to fit into their heteronormative ideals of how a true woman should really act. HA JKJK. I lap that sh*t up, chew it up, spit it back out at them, and then continue on my merry way.
Like, I get it — people (girls included) can do some pretty annoying and cringeworthy sh*t. I hate screeching middle aged ladies gulfing down cougar juice as much as the next table of bros over, but I also hate when the dude I’m banging leaves the seat up in the middle of the night and I fall into the toilet bowl and bruise my a** and dignity. Does that mean that I hate every guy on the planet? Hell nah! Well, unless you leave the seat up in the middle of the night. Then yes, I hate you.
So sure, it’s fun to poke fun at girls who write inspirational Pinterest quotes on their Facebook pages, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun talk sh*t about the ladies who play dumb and talk in the highest pitch voice you ever did hear, but let us remember that annoying people span all genders. Except for Becky. Becky with the good hair is the absolute f*cking worst.
