Here’s One Reason You Need To Download This Dating App Right Now

All my single ladies! All my single ladies! All my single bros! All my single bros! Does your hand have carpel tunnel from the endless and constant swiping on Tinder only to leave you apathetic and annoyed? Are you tired of skeezy dudes sliding into your DMs with an eggplant emoji and no actual conversation to boot?  Do you pine for the day when you might actually find an intellectually stimulating, witty, and all-around great catch on a dating app?

Give that poor thumb of yours a rest and look no further than The Inner Circle — a dating app that makes sure quality is always prioritized over quantity. And let’s be real — that’s reason enough to ditch the f*ckboy apps of yore. Sorry Tinder and Happn, 2017 has a new dating boss in town. And it’s rad AF.

Gone are the days of mindlessly swiping through random people and getting super-liked by that weirdo 150 miles away. Unlike other dating apps, The Inner Circle team personally vets all applicants and makes sure that you’re getting the cream of the crop when it comes to future bae potentials. When a dating app takes the time to curate and approve each new member, you won’t have to find that needle in a haystack — they’ve already done all the hard work for you! Now all you have to worry about is getting that needle into your haystack. AMIRITE ladies?! Just kidding. Kind of.

Not only does The Inner Circle help match you with singles with similar interests and backgrounds, they host mixers around the country for you to connect and laugh and dance and drink with other people looking to form meaningful and long lasting connections. Sounds like a dream I once had with Alec Baldwin.

So stop waiting around for the entrepreneur, lawyer, athlete, or artist of your millennial dreams to come (and cum) into your life and download the dating app that puts your priorities first. If you’re like me and can’t help but roll your eyes every time a new dating app comes onto the scene, I feel you — I really do. But when a company wholeheartedly takes into consideration the quality of their users and weeds out the creepy, creepy crazies for you, you have to jump on that potential for heart eye emoji eyes STAT. I did!

Register to The Inner Circle for free today.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.