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Hints Girls Drop When They Want You To Ask Them Out

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I get touchy, always text back in time (which barely ever happens), meet him without backing out, send him somewhat ugly snaps of me and stuff like that. Well I general I try show that I trust him.

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I point at my puss and whistle the A-Team theme.

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I sat on his lap. We’re married now.
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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.