Hints Girls Drop When They Want You To Ask Them Out

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The subtle hint I gave my SO that I was interested in him was telling him that I liked him more than I’d ever liked anyone before, found him extremely attractive, and would board a plane in a heartbeat just to go and f*ck him. He didn’t think I was being serious. Took another year before I finally managed to convince him that I was dead serious about wanting to f*ck and date him.

15.

I almost never wear makeup. Just too much trouble to spend 10-20 minutes on every morning. So I wear makeup whenever I know I’m going to hang out with a guy I like. So in other words, if she usually doesn’t wear makeup except when you have plans together, she might like you.

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There’s this TV show I watch religiously. I once skipped the season finale to hang out with a guy I liked. He knew how much I loved that show so when it came up that I was missing the finale to be there, I played it off like “I’d rather be hanging out with you anyway.” Better believe that’s the night we confessed we liked each other.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.