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Hints Girls Drop When They Want You To Ask Them Out

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I’m a coward so I ask his friends about him, specifically why he’s missing at the group function(s) and act all “awww.” That way they tell him that they think I’m interested in him. Yeah, this is like a high school tactic but it worked on the last guy and we’re getting married next year.

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I LET A TIDDY SLIP!

19.

Mention my lack of plans, usually with, “going to be bored all day.”
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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.