The problem with plans is that they're rarely for the day you made them. How I feel about going out changes on a minute by minute basis. Also, I probably only agreed to hanging out because I have trouble saying no and want you to like me. So when I get that magical text from someone saying they have to cancel plans, the wave of relief that washes over me is so warm and rich you could spread it on toast. For all of my people out there who feel the same, these jokes are for you.
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https://twitter.com/KevinFarzad/status/952272503258271744
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https://twitter.com/jojo_ambitious1/status/968875848689479680
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https://twitter.com/TribalSpaceCat/status/964311415979876353
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https://twitter.com/random_weighs/status/934220384815190016
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https://twitter.com/eatinfants/status/960737836977741824
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https://twitter.com/kevenchy_/status/917886742266564614
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https://twitter.com/amberdiscko/status/640978518973804548
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https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/831265088694804481
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https://twitter.com/alex_icon/status/768259924199628800
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https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/827216258567278593
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https://twitter.com/OalikaLovesLyn/status/823017266069598215
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https://twitter.com/meetmemelato/status/817850793994895360
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https://twitter.com/Swishergirl24/status/447012303771541504
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https://twitter.com/junieboony/status/841072933913145344
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https://twitter.com/danielstrauss/status/687295752406712321
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https://twitter.com/gee_face/status/686419527878348801
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https://twitter.com/AtomicJes/status/680809895935922176
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https://twitter.com/codepo8/status/642296258196074497
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https://twitter.com/IntrovertLiving/status/628406827261100032
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https://twitter.com/VerbsRProudest/status/518086256392417280
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https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/697478673285443584
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https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/647133906056032256
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