The problem with plans is that they're rarely for the day you made them. How I feel about going out changes on a minute by minute basis. Also, I probably only agreed to hanging out because I have trouble saying no and want you to like me. So when I get that magical text from someone saying they have to cancel plans, the wave of relief that washes over me is so warm and rich you could spread it on toast. For all of my people out there who feel the same, these jokes are for you.
1.
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
2.
Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours pic.twitter.com/F4FghFHPb7
— Father Time (@jojo_ambitious1) February 28, 2018
3.
Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight pic.twitter.com/loJe1mcovS
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) February 16, 2018
4.
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Migos, from the Offset (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
5.
me: i wish i had friends:-/
— 🧸 (@frogonarock) February 6, 2018
someone: hey
me:
me: …..wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends
6.
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds
— Water T (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017
7.
when someone asks me why i can’t hang out pic.twitter.com/7o7yLsAY1I
— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) September 7, 2015
8.
me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 13, 2017
also me: pic.twitter.com/6kLg4BOL3i
9.
my parents, at 27: married, with a kid
— Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person
10.
person: u should try to make more friends
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 2, 2017
me: pic.twitter.com/ksOLY3U8df
11.
Wyd tonight ?
— OALIKA. (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI
12.
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration
— melato (@melato___) January 7, 2017
https://t.co/PwAJ3HhrNO
13.
"This is a mistake"
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 21, 2014
-I whisper as I leave my house
14.
me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners pic.twitter.com/s1wVV8Sh1v
— visenya (@noraials) March 12, 2017
15.
*takes a deep breath, smiles*
— Daniel Strauss (@danielstrauss) January 13, 2016
"what a beautiful morning to pretend to read tweets in an effort to avoid any semblance of human interaction"
16.
Introvert probz pic.twitter.com/vh9D3MyfT9
— gianna (@gee_face) January 11, 2016
17.
Co-Worker: Plans this weekend?
— Jes (@kitkatonic) December 26, 2015
Me: Video games and Reading.
Co-Worker: Wanna do something?
Me: I just told you, I have plans.#introvertlife
18.
Introvert at a party starter pack pic.twitter.com/uA4yFzg2DL
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) September 11, 2015
19.
Dinner plans: $20
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
Movie: $12
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless
20.
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
21.
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
22.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 24, 2015
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