my parents, at 27: married, with a kid
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person
— Alex Manley (@alex_icon) August 24, 2016
person: u should try to make more friends
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) February 2, 2017
Wyd tonight ?
Wyd Tomorrow ?
Why you not texting back ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/U3bpjJYEgI
— ❣️ (@OalikaLovesLyn) January 22, 2017
the fact that i only have 2 friends usually doesn't bother me, but it definitely has some downfalls. you wanna go out, but both of ur friends wanna stay in? well guess what, ur a shit outta luck and staying in now too
— eileen michele ? (@ileenbajo) March 2, 2018