Ladies Reveal Their #1 Sex Tip For Guys To Make Them Dynamite In Bed

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Okay dudes, LISTEN UP! You might think that your d*ck is God’s gift to women and anything you do with your knob will automatically cause your woman to have multiple orgasms while she stares up at you with “f*ck me, f*ck me” Disney princess eyes, but unfortunately, that’s not the case.

Thankfully, some kind, sweet ladies on the internet have decided to let you in on the secrets of pleasing a woman and thus, turn you into a sex god that you can brag to your friends about and not be totally full of sh*t. Like, I don’t know who started the rumor that girls like when you write the alphabet with your tongue on their clit, but STOP IT! If you’ve done that with a girl and she seemed to like it, maybe she was the exception. Or maybe she didn’t have the heart to tell you not to use her vagina as a kindergarten blackboard, and she just continued to let you lizard tongue her while she thought about what she was going to eat for breakfast the next morning.

If you’re really wanting to make your girl squirm, it behooves you to listen, to treat her body like the gahddamn temple that is, and make sure that everything is properly lubed and tended to. While not every woman has the same taste in sex moves, there are some universal truths that tend to stand out among the smorgasbord of steamy maneuvers. Like — don’t bite her clitoris (unless she asks you to). Do also incorporate your digits when licking that p*ssy. Don’t take her to pound town from the get-go (unless she wants you to). Do pay attention to her other erogenous zones (neck, nipples, inner thighs, ears, etc).

Women may seem like a fickle bunch when it comes to sex, but I promise you — if you listen, learn, and understand these titillating tips, she will be screaming your name in ecstasy in no time:


You know that thing guys in porn do when they finger a girl? Just jackhammerin’ away like her vagina is a construction site? Yeah, no, don’t do that. It feels good when your dick is pounding me that hard, but fingers have fingernails or calluses and other rough parts that just make it uncomfortable as hell to have them thrust inside you. What you should do is insert your middle and ring finger so you look a tiny bit like spider-man, and then just … wiggle’em. Try to find a part that feels slightly different than the rest of the vagoo, a different texture, and work that bitch.


Don’t be so quiet. I know you’ve trained yourself to be quiet thanks to all those years masturbating secretly in your room… but we like to hear that what we are doing is good.


Men, don’t go harder or change anything just as she’s about to orgasm. She’s about to because whatever you’re doing right then is working.


If you’re using a finger on a clit do it somewhat gently, don’t act as if you’re trying to sand off a coat of paint or trying to touch my coccyx.


Just slow down a bit and let me get turned on. You’d be surprised how much a few neck kisses or some naughty words in my ear will make me really want you badly. Best way to ward off “dead fish” syndrome is to tease your girl so much that she has to have you. Just take some damn time exploring your partners body before getting too excited and going for PIV.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.