in humor Learn the Art of Trolling: 14 Texts That Nailed It by Mary McCaw August 14, 2015, 8:34 pm 4. The U2 troll. 5. “It’s a whale!” Wait a minute… 6. No, I don’t like you or love you. Ouch! Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.