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18 Reasons Living Alone Is Better Than Sex

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Image via Ardor New York

Let’s be honest: cohabitation is overrated. Who needs roommates?

Sure, they lower your rent. But at what cost?

They’re loud, they eat all of your food, and more often than not, they’re batshit crazy. 

If you ask us, there's no contest. Living alone is SO the way to go.

Here are 18 reasons you're better off living solo.

1. You can drink straight out of the milk carton.

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2. No one else will ever finish the last roll of toilet paper.

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3. Your leftovers won't mysteriously disappear.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.