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18 Reasons Living Alone Is Better Than Sex

4. No one can judge you (or yell at you) for drunkenly binge-eating the entire contents of your fridge.

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5. You can decorate however you want.

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6. You can host a party whenever you feel like it.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.